title: Slytherin Scheming, Scrappy Style
author: lisa roquin
series/sequel: Slytherin Scheming Verse
characters/pairings: Xander Harris, Jesse Harris, Harry Potter, Fred Weasley, Draco Malfoy, Ares Malfoy, Jonathan Dursley, Joanna Dursley, Majorie Dursley Dobby, Winky, Severus Snape, Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick assorted other Scoobies/Scrappies, Weasleys, etc.
disclaimer: all copyrighted characters and their "universes" belong to their respective authors, writers, creators, production companies, producers and long lists of people that are so very much not me. Quite simply, if you recognize it, it isn't mine. No profit made, no harm intended, just having fun.
summary: Xander accepts the invitation to spend part of the summer at Hogwarts after Faith and Bill's wedding. Harry Potter answers his cousin's demands for a visit and returns with 3 children. Jesse, Ares, Dursleys and Dobby plot. Poor Severus doesn't have a chance in Hades at a quiet summer.
warning: slash pairings (non-graphic, look at the rating) OCs, kidfic, fluff, sap, smidge of angst,
author's note: written for tth5000's Vacation Fun/Mishaps challenge. *finally* got it all typed up and completely posted. 1 down/19 to go, and hopefully the rest won't turn into novellas.
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